I’ve just completed the 4th book of my novel, but I cannot publish it yet because I still have to finalize the 5th, which will be published together with the 4th, in a single volume.

 

​I'm looking for an artistic agent with both the aptitude and the willingness to promote my polycephalous secretions as a coherent whole.​

Apply here if you wish to star in a heterosexual pornographic video in which I will realistically simulate a rape on your person.​

I’m also looking for a girl capable of withstanding the extreme psychological pressure I will subject her to during the shooting of my next horror film. In the spirit of  “She's Late”, starring Shivabel Cœurnoir.​